(As compiled by Sally)
DAVID THE BISAYA
David: Yay! We're gonna play meni-golf!
Katrina: David, it's not meni-golf. It's mini-golf.
David: Oh, okay. Mini-goolf!
LADY CATHY
Cathy: Cacca is so pilya! But maybe when she becomes a nice young lady like me, she's not gonna be pilya anymore!
AT THE PEDIATRICIAN' S OFFICE
Nathan: Mommy, I'm hungry.
Sally: You'll have to wait until we're done with the check-up. Food and drinks are not allowed here.
(after a few minutes)
Nathan: Mommy, why is food not allowed at Dr. Qasba's office?
Sally: Because they want to keep this place clean. If there are crumbs, ants will come.
Nathan: Oh, I know now why food is not allowed here! Because if food falls all around, the doctor will have to keep on picking up and cleaning up. And those patients who have been waiting for their check-up will become very weak, and then they'll die!
Ngek!!
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